Another Saturday, another bizarre article on The Times' website. This time, the compelling subject is...butt facials. Yes, you read correctly butt facials. And this is before breakfast. As if I didn't have enough to worry about with the parts of me that the majority of people see, now I'm supposed to get facials for my derriere?

You know, I'm beginning to think the people at The Times are doing it on purpose...that these articles are just part of one massive joke and they're waiting to see if anyone notices. Who knows? I'm compelled to check every Saturday morning so they're doing something right.